*PHOOOOOOT*
hmmm... NOT ME !
bwahahahahahahahahh . wow weeeee ... so much gas in me ~
AHAHHAAHAH i realised tht i dont 
so much back in singapore ...
and i have no idea why im doing it so oftenly here....
BEHOLD !! the POWER of the FRENCH ONION !! ahahahahahhahahah
guess what. found this picture on the net somewhere...
AHAHAHAH do you guys get it ?!
LOL u must be a dope if you dont...
so cute how cartoons can be drawn.
well anyway.. i've been having gastric pains in the night. RAWR~
first the neck ... then then the chest.. and now the stomach. >_>
fated to love you .... insomnia.... i love youuuu ~OH DEAR:
SLEEPY LORD/SLEEPING GOD/GOD OF THE SLEEP/GOD IN CHARGE OF SLEEPING/SLEEP MAKER GOD or which other... please make me sleep fasterrr, THANKS GOD. may other GODS bless u.
hmmm. today... today is wednesday... SHOCKINLY. i woke up earlier today !
ahahahaha went out to the wednesday market just a few streets down ...
bought some plants...
forgot the names... will upload a photo for the next post~ *potential proof tht fafa (or her mum) has been secretly stalking me* tsk
then came back home to clean the house. WOW.... webs EVERYWHERE....
spiders...excellent construction workers, or excellent architects ?
YOICK ~ cut the crap. well anyway...
check this out :
WHAHAHAHAHAH . joyyodda is in a DRESS ?!? loool
who says i cant look like a lady huh ? I CAN OKAY !
i know i usually look like this:
MUAHAHHAHAHAH but i can be on and off. afterall. half man ... also means. HALF WOMENN.
LOOOL
omg i just spoiled my own image with tht super UNGLAM pic of myself.
whahahahahah
who cares. i wont be meeting ANY of you readers... aahahahhaha cause im here ! and your not!
ok im high for nthin.
tomorrow's thurday. OH NO !! ITS FRENCH LESSONS AGAIN !!say HUAAT ?? B.O.R.I.N.G !!
RAWR~ & i better dress more like a kid tml huh. SO THT I WILL LOOK MY AGE.... which is 17 and NOT 20 PLUSS .....
sheeeesh. husband? joke =_=''
GAHH.
anyway... YESSAR !! i managed to install CS 1.6 into my computerrrr !
WEEEEFFF~ had a few rounds with mr Chen.
dam i should have taken a screen shot ...
this retarded wen chen ... made a smily face.. with GUNS.
AHAHAHAHAH !
but got destroyed by who ? an outsider tht joinned into our game !
then WARRR . kick ass time ! lool
GOOD GAME.
and gawd i should really take time off to tidy my come folders. MY WHOLE FREGGIN COMP IS LAGGGIN LIKE NO TML.
sobs.
and and and.... heard tht thr was an earthquake in singapore ? so cooool... no i mean .. not cool .. but cool as in its nice to hv a tinie winie exp of a ground shock huh.*err i hope i didnt say anything sway*
and and and and ... the interent connection SUCKS !
has this gotta do with the earthquake ?
hmmm i wonder...
oh dear... would you look at the time....
you know ?
i feeel tht my posts lately are super boring. super unnecessary.super out of topic. super random. super no style. super rushed . super messy... and supper err ? LOUSY ?
im feeelin so sad ! so sad... so sad....
oh man... maybe i shall go read up more on the BEST ASIAN BLOGGERS. and learn some tips from them.
what makes a blog interesting... what makes a GOOD blog. what makes an AWESOME BLOGGER.
okay. i shall go dream about it tonight~
p.s. i neeed n want tht songg=(
& till the day my card expires. the deal will still be in service =)
TA~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 1:33 PM
*CLICKS* ''Err Tml ?''
ahahhahahah . gosshhh... my computer is in such a mess . its like... folders and pictures everywhere! some are in my harddisk.. and some on my computer...
so hard to sort out !
same coppiessssss everywhere.... SIANZXZXZXZX
GAH. its worse than cleaning the house you know ?
holly dolly... today is tuesday ! jia's favourite day ! how weird.
ANYWAY.
not only is my comp in a mess ... my head is in a mess as well... no idea why.
i cant seem to think straight T.T .. cant focus.
even when im already tucked into bed. SO TIRED already... yet my mind is SO AWAKE...
gahh.... thoughts.. millions and millions of thoughts racin' through my mind.
so much tht sometimes... i can actually forget to breathe.
insane. i know ...
OH MAN.. and guess what ??! i finished my whole packet of keke's....
maybe tht explains why im feelin kinda lifeless.. and EMOOO. =[
some music really got the best of me...
. with every Akon song..... FLASH FLASH*
if only time could turn. im sure i would have done the right thing...
i still cant seem to allow myself to move on from this...
and its driving me crazy ....
emo me cant type on ... =[
i think i'll go watch the new cycle of antm to hype myself up.
hmmmm ?
& dont thank me in the future =)
ta ~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 1:33 PM
hey yo people !
whahahaha monday ! BWAH !
guess huaat ?
today is the day of da test !!
WOO HOO. i tried to sleep early last night.
but my neck wouldnt let me.... gosh i only had like 2 hrs of sleep ?
had to wake up super duper early. didnt even feel like i was sleeping T.T
i tried sleepin in the car cause it was a SUPER LONG journey.
but i just couldnt get to sleep cause the surrounding was just too beautiful :
check this out. morning mist:
neat huh ? its like clouds of the ground.
WAH heavenly.
anyway..
managed to get a snapshop of the sunrise. kinda late but its the best shot.
pretty sky ^^
well then we reached the lycee at about 9 ?
and of to the examination room i go.
OMGosh i tell you i was super stress...
king and queen stayed with me for the short breifing about my education here and all..
then they got sent out and asked to return 3 HOURS later.
yeah WTH. 3 hrs.
so i was alone with this french teacher. and she doesnt speak english at all ! and she's like tellin my loads of things but all i can do it STARE at her an try to make out her words.
LOL seriously.
THEN she hands me this set of paper.
im like. here we go joy ! this is it. just do your best.
so i turn over the cover.. and to my horror .. guess what ?
FRENCH PAPER ?!?!?! ZOMGZXZXZXZX
its like WTF ?!
i cant speak nor understand a single shit abuot french. LET ALONE READ AND WRITE. ==R.I.D.O.N.K.U.L.O.U.Sanw this puppy is soo adorable !sheeesh i mean like wth is going on here man.
i was like ... stonning for 5 mins into the paper. then the teacher said something in french like try my best or something.
GAH. stupid.
and so i did....
its just like... an ad with loads of french words. and so im suppose to study the article and ans the qns.
WALAOAOAOAOAOA i tell you !!
i was like smling and laughin to myself like. you gotta be kidding me man ? are you guys serious ?
like HUH ?? SERIAL ??
AHAHAHHAHAHA well then i thought. no point stonning. just try to ans as much as i can. write as much as i know.
TIKAM TIKAM AH ! heee heee. with my lucky crane i managed to squeeze some ans out.
and hey ?? guess what ? AHAHAHAHAHAH i scored 12/25 ?!
LOL !! FAILED BUT ? TO ME ITS LIKE ... HOLY SHIT ?! I JUST FAILED. IM SO FREAKIN HAPPY AND PROUD OF MYSELF. XD
whahhahahahahah tht feeling i cant describe in words.
lol imagine u takin a hindi paper and u just failed. happy right ??
whahahah
alright then... nxt paper... ENGLISH.
WOW ! what a relieve !
im like. its time to shine ! hee heeee ....
it a LONGGG article about french history and the invention of the telly..
B.O.R.I.N.G but hey ? its english ! ahhahaha
multiple choice summore ! heh so glad.
its so cute the way the tests are made.
TRUE , FALSE & I DONT KNOW.
aahahhaahah tick either one ?! LAME RIGHT ?!
ahahahha kk cut the crap ... i scored 16/20.
not fantastic but i passed.
THEN NXT PAPER. MATHEMATICS.... NONO. its ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.
WAHHH. no calculators allowed. WTFISH MAN !?!
the moment i looked at the page. i told myself. GG JOY OH. YOUR DOOMED.
ahhahaha come on you guys. i mean like. i stopped using my brain since last yr o lvls ?
ITS BEEN LIKE ALMOST 1 FULL YR SINCE MY BRAIN HAS RETIRED. AND UR ASKIN ME TO DO NOT ANY MATHS BUT ADDITIONAL MATHS ?!
like come on man. why not just FAIL me now.
gahhhh. stonning at the qns. thinkin about my lovely calculator back in singapore.
and picturin myself back in sec sch under miss ong's tormenting lessons.
GOSH MAN. i couldnt recall a single thing... ONE YEAR PEOPLE. 365 DAYYSSS !!
525600 minssss !! 31536000 secsssss !!
oh noes !
ahahahahah well i solved the easier ones... then i slightly recalled. then bla bla bla. i managed to pull through.
then king and queen called back to pick me up.
and the teacher saw my overall performance and told my parents : zzziisss ... umm.. yyouuerr ddootarr isss ah... velly gggoot stoodaunt... urm.. hooer mattamaticckks issa velly goooda. *smiles* . shooo erm.. hoppfoollay, erm zziss skool wheel erm.. exxceppture huerr maibe ? cooz urm... zhare iss onlleay fooour placess. hm *smiles*whahahahah happy ah ! LOOL. the feeelin tht hit me is like . WAOAH !! so freaggin happy tht i dont need keke no more ! AHAHAHAHAH *just jking*
^^
then talk talk talk.
spare the details. explain some other time once its all CONFIRMED.
anw.. went over to ikea ? had lunch... *EXPENSIVE LUMCH* and walked around.
ahhaahha the 2nd pic i like ! heee i like the lights !! gonna get em if i have da monneeee !
and this soft toy ! omg looks like my baby pig ! HEE HEE HEE
*spent about 5 mins searchin for this face*
heh ! well then went into this pet shop.
WANNA GET A GERBIL ! 7 euros. prolly nxt time i guess. *going up on my wishlist*
hey WEN CHEN !! SHITT TZU. wahhahahahaha !
then then erm.. went vege shopping .. and plant shoppin and all sorts of shopping.
i bought catuses!!
names shown accordingly. whahahah suits them pretty well huh.
TSK !
*mini pig eating away*
ANYWAYY
i bought a hat today ! HOLY SHIT 80% off !! WHAHAHAH
IMMA CHEAPO !! LOOOL poi !
nice right nice right?? ^^
anyway. ermm wad else... oh gosh this post is soo rush.... =[
kk nthin much i guess ? AHAHAHHAH mind blank and im panickin ! queen might wake up any minute !
anw here's my mini guinea pig :
gonna fatten him up ! whahahahha let it eat all it can! and yeah .... im gonna make up some little glass home for it.
hopefully it can turn into a butterfly ? whahahah
*might not live so long*
anyway YEAH THTS ABOUT ALL.
heh kinda rush today... cause i was playin L4D on garena with gong kia. LOOL didnt know i had an acc !
overall had a blast ! tough lagg but... ITS COOL. (Y) *lep i know liao this sign . its a good sign*
kk i gotta blassttt !!
& U SO THANKLOGETIC ! GOOD NIGHT
TA
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 4:06 PM
lol you guys have to agree with me here hey ?howdy peeps !
yo ho ho ho. SUNDAY !
stay in sunday ! didnt go out today . how boring is that !
sheeesh.
spent most of my time online .
and WOAH ! talked to eepheng the whole time.
whahahahahah she's dam funny. LOL she wants to send keke over for me.
awwwww. and even went to find out the shippin fee ! LOL
thanks anyway. LOL and HEY ! hurry blog ! lets compare hair. =X
ahahaha and sze ling wants to treat me maggi when i return back to singapore ! w000 !
ahahahah
OH YEAH AND TODAY.. my queen got all facinated by the poking system on facebook.
AHAHAHAHAH really L.O.L i tell ya.
well anywayy
u know what ? tomorrow im gonna havta go for an entrance test ! holie dolie !
and i hvnt studied A SINGLE THING.
worse still... i didnt bring my calculator over from singapore !! GAH
freaky thing about these entrance tests it tht you have NO TOPIC to study about...
on top of that, i hvnt been studyin since last yr o lvls !!
tomorrow.... N.E.V.O.U.S shitt.
i shall get it over and done with... JOYYODDA ! JUST DO IT ! looool.
anyway .. guess what new insect came into my room.
giant mozzie.
its so irritating... everynight. having to tape down NEW insects. GAHH
so far... these insects have came in:HUGE MOTH (broke its wing when i waved it away with paper)
LADY BUG ( flew into my fan cooler and died )
SLUG 1 ( still alive . i let it go )
SLUG 2 ( *maybe same one tht i let go* accidentally squished to death )
MEGA MOZZIE ! ( tapped down. DEAD )
MEGGE MOZZIE 2 ( tapped down. eaten by mr pussycat)
MEGGA MOZZIE 3 ( broke 3 of its leg but managed to live)
HOLY SHIT. so much tht i cant remember. loook. even now as i type ... another one flies it !
AHHH ! all gonna suffer same fate. i feeel so bad.
BUT I HATE FLYNIG INSECTS !!
this is your fate if you continue to come in after 3 warnings !!
anyway... remember in my last post ? how a caterpillar came into my room ?
i actually wanted to let it go today .
but then i thought.
omgoshh.. it super adorable ? how i said it looked like a tiny hamster ?
but the more i look at it. the more it looks like my GUINEA PIG !
call my paranoid or wadever but seriously !!
loook at the resemblance !
its all in the furr... the movement of the hair and all...
LOL and i decided to keep it =D
ahahhahahahha
named it FRIDAY !
WOO HOOO !! my new pet !
see i even fed it with lettuce !
i have this short video of it while it is eating... SO ADORABLE !
look at him munching away !
ahahahah
cute right cute right ?
LOOL
and this other video...
taken last night.... look at it ! it can ruunn !!
for a caterpillar.. it can run pretty fast huh.
WELL ANYWAY.
time quota reached!
gotta blast !!
& all the best to the both of us !
TA
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 8:47 AM
HEY Y'ALL !
LOVELY SATURDAY AINT IT ?!
whooooshh. i love sleeping in !
one dream after another.... NEATDO !
anyway.. last night..
GUESS WHAT ?!
i accidentally stepped on a slug !! LIKE EWWWW !!
AND I KILLED IT ! T.T
zomgggg.....
i stepped on it while takin this pic :
just wanna see how long my hair looked on camera. AND OMG SHIT. i stepped on it and now its deadd.
im a murderer !! sobs.
so EEEEK you know the feelin when i had to wash it off my leg. GAHH.
*goosebumps*
well anyway. FOUND THIS HUGEASS FLYING INSECT NXT TO MY BED ==
i used the broom to like chase it out. but then it STARTED FLYING ! HOLY SHIT I FREAKED OUT. then when it landed on some part of the floor .
i quickly went to tape it down with masking tape ! OMG !
i feel so bad. but i seriously didnt wanna freak out to death.
when i taped it to the floor...
i told it: im gonna throw you out my room door now... *with the tape* so pls try to escape alright ?
and i threw it out. and guess what ? it died when i checked on it this morning. @.@
OMG . im a murderer !
crap.
ANYWAY... TODAY !! today is saturday !!
and we went out to DUN DI PILLA !!
the sand mountain. AGAIN!
but this time without uncle James.
heh. just with the 3 of us for fun. PARKIN FREE AFTER 5 !
LOL such cheapos. HEH.
ANW. LOADS OF SNAPSHOTS TO SHARE !! =D
*more on facebook*
long and tiring journey begins !
up up up and away !!
wow ! long stretch of sannddd
well the queen gave up like 1/3 of the way. cause her knee couldnt take it ! LOL
and so they headed for the stairs.
dam ! i should have counted the steps ! ahahahahahh
then very long ltr. we finally reached the top!
hmm or maybe not the top of the top . lol
awwww so suuueeeeet ta ! love love. EK*then walk walk walk... struggle struggle struggle.
heh finally reached our special spot !
sat down and relaxed !
wah sun tanning . WOOOO ~
family shot !then ate our bread. had some coke. and enjoyed the view and the breeze and started counting down to the sunset !
then more snapshots ! ahhahhahah
& RANDOM JUMPSHOTS !!
lol bang bang !
couldnt get a nice shot == queen noob at using camera. so make do with this. LOL
then we started heading back before it gets TOO dark.
*shit i wanted to add on something but i totally forgot !*
OH YEAH OK !!
French custom : to clap when the sun sets. AHAHAHAHAHAH
so cool.... everyone clapped when the last ray of sun disappears...
AWESOME STUFF !
anyway...
here's one short video of US.
and guess what! my QUEEN FARTED !!
crank the volume up ! AHAHAH DUN MISS IT. LOL !!
haahahhahaha. i know my dad looked kinda KIDDY. hahaha if you get wad i mean.
well that's about all !
i had a vid tht i raaaaaannn down and high jumped . AWESOME ! but im sooo lazy to upload it and its already WAAAY past my curfew !
heh.
well anyway. today ... guess WHAT NEW insect came into my room ?
ahhahahaha A CATERPILLAR !!
its so dam hairy .. and FAT !!
which makes it SOOOO ADORABLE !
its just like A TINY HAMSTER !!
heeeeee . i captured it. and kept it in my chewing gum box. LOOOL.
ahahahahah
will let it go ltr !
heeeeeheee . overall today was a blasst !
GOOOD NIGHT Y'ALL !!
& its so simple. even my GRANDMA knows how to... LOL GOD ! =D
TA ~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 4:22 PM