hey yah!
ahahhahaahhahaha im blogging! wow weee~
but for no apparent reason.
just here to share some phrases i came across today tht i found rather interessing!
do enjoy! :D-Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running around my mind all night.
-Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?
-I've forgotten my phone number, can I have yours?
-You must be the greatest thief ever. You just stole my heart away
-I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
-I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
-Can you perform CPR? Because you take my breath away.
-Do you have a quarter? I told my parent's I would call them when I fell in love.
-Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
-Hi, I'm doing a survey in this area ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Friday?
-Are you a thief because you stole my heart.
-Can I borrow your cell phone? (Why?) I'd like to call God to say I found his missing angel.
-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade
-Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
-You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
-You make my software turn to hardware!
-They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
-Your legs are like peanut butter.. smooth, creamy and so easy to spread.
-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
-Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
-My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
-You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
-It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
-You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AHAHHAHAHAHAH
they sure crack me up!
thr's loads more! i've just shared like 30% of em'..
some are sweet. and some are... err hem* a lil naughty ;D
but not to any extreme. all could do a lil fun yeah?
heheeee.
GEEE! my ticket for school has expired today!
meaning... i will have to pay the full freaggin heavy price for school tomorrow!
ARGH!
wad a waste of money !
& just for a morning ?!
*piannggg* did you just hear my heart break?
LOOOL
okay im losing myself.
why?
i have nooo idea.
im prolly just malfuctioning to the fact tht i've officially finished my school . and its the holidays...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
sobs sobs.
and i have no more concession!
meaning... i cant go down to hang out my friends as i wish!
even if i did.
i'd have to stay thr from MORNING all the way to NIGHT. THENNNN only it'd be worth it.
tsk.
GEE man. this sucksss.
feeeling edgy cause of this.
money is stopping me ! distance. CURSE YOUUU!
ahahhahahahahah
gonna test my luck tml . hopefully luck's on my side and tomorrow i'd meet a blur receptionist at the counter. and she'll blurringly extend and print out my train ticket. bohoytt~ :D
if not... TOO BAD for me . 18euros. byebye~
imagine 36 dollars for one trip down to sch.
ooohaa. its even enough to travel around singapore by MRT i suppose...? lol?
europe europe.
what shall i do with u ?
fgvkjrnevjnerlujvn wserni vol;xwernv rweujn vx,ol;weruinv ,olxwerin v x,ol;rn
-it means. goood night in french
;D
TATA~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 2:57 PM
-yo mama so old i told her to act her own age, and and she died.
-yo mama so fat i could step on her belly and hi5 god.
-yo mama so fat that when she turns around, its her bday!
-yo mama so stoopid she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept.
-yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
-yo mama so stoopid that she locked herself in a grocery store and starved.
-yo mama so stoopid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
-yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs
-yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
-yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
-yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes.
-yo mama so fat that she's got her own area code
-yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes NEW YORK, L.A , CHICAGO .....
-yo mama so fat she ordered a waterbed and they just put a sheet over the ocean
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VOILAAA.
that made me chuckle a lil ;P
anyway... i've pretty much rounded up my D.I.P.A course.
we officially ended our last lesson today.
25/6/10.
but we didnt really study anything tough :S (expected it) lol
all we did was chitchat and continue our 'comme d'habitude non-sens' :D
and wooo. i gave up my (2nd hand 'new' :) alibaba bag for signiatures!
how very intelligent of me. teeheee
and im glad tht i did it. NO REGRETS! (tough i liked the bag alot. but OH WELLS. money cant buy this ;))
ive taken pics of it. will show it some other time! GEE. joy. 'show it some other time' doesnt seem to happen huh :/ hahahahahaha i think ive made it a bad habbit. 'OH i will upload it in the next post...' and IN the next post. the moment would just come and go.and i wont eventually do it. LOL oh dear me. yodda oh yodda. qu'est que t'fais toi?!....... alors... les vacanes.. daccord?n'oublie pas. ALRIGHT. anyway i think im gonig off to bed. TIREDDDDDD. tata~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 1:41 PM
hey hey!
let it rain, let it rain, let it rain!
*fluud fluud* ;D
its wednesday.
and im feeelin gay ^v^
big hoo haa de cette semaine?
hohoho.
j'ai des moments inoubliables!
del dar and i went out with the turcs for a walk after lunch.
walked to LE CASINO and decided to get haagen daaz ;)
and voila! il a commence a pleuvoir!
quel chance!
ahhahahahaha and we went back to class all drenched!
and i meant UBER DRENCH!
(i have no idea why but im kinda hooked up by the word uber.... cause it sounds yuuuuuuberr funneh when you say it out loud. hahahahah ;x)
ANYWAYYY yeah!
it was a fun experience!
hmmm monday . checked.
tuesday?
wahtah!
i forgot to bring my keys out with me!
alorrrssss . it meant camping outside!
awwwwww another fun experience.
je me suis assis pres de la porte et regarde la pluie.
avec la musique et tout...
c'etait genial!
i could never have done it if i were in singapore :S
awwwww
im so bad with my english now i dont even have confidence to describe the moment then!! :/
DANGG!
but anyway .. LAISSE TOMBE (:
hmmm
today!
today!
mecredi! WOOO!
im caught up with CHERRY FEVARRRR!
guess what ?
queen and i went to HYPER U today after my sch and we bought like some 1.5KG OF CHERRIES! can you believe it ?
ahahhahahaha
gosh cherries here are gavé sweeet!
and they always come in pairs~!
and also they totally loook like HEARTS.
i swear! its that cute!
its no wonder the french use the world 'cherry' (cheri) for their bfs/gfs.
it makes sense (:
alright im being really random tonight.
ate too much cherries.
im a little bit tooo high now ;X
i shall get back to my work now.
oh gosh !
UNE SEMAINE DEUX JOURS ENCORE!
YAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO!
:(((((((((((
PFFT. aller ~
& I can be an interior designer! ;)
TATA~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 9:03 AM
WAAZZZAAAAAAPPPP Y'ALL!
gee.
i hate the feeeling of NOT updating my blog.
why oh why oh why have i not updated a proper one YET ?
geee joy.
tes nul! tes nul! tes nul tu sais?
BEN OUII .
je suis occupe... mais avec quoii je sais pas :s pfft.
hardihardihardihahaaa.
anyway its gonna be another LONG week of schoool .
nono two more long weeeks of school.
sad.
dipa is coming to an end.
j'ai prevu que je vais pleurer en le derniere jour :/
MERDE!
just when all is going well.
tsk tsk .
anyway i sound a little bersek i know.. mixing french with engilsh.
but some sentences i swear ! i cant seeem to phrase it out in english! GOSH i am THAT serious.
but oh well.
at least it's understood.
im going to bed now.
me so tired me can go into coma.
hahahahahhaa
night all!
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 2:21 PM
hey blogg !lazy nerdy owner is back to bloggin!its been a while :)awwwww once again! so muuuchh has happened!so much tht i cant remember!i have like a zzzzzzillion photos to share but i have no idea where to start!geee i guess i kinda lost interest in bloggin? cause i really think tht NO ONE reads my blog anymore :(AND i really cant speak in normal english :/has anyone noticed at all?haha OH MY GOOOD!joyyoddayodda.. please start reading THICK and chim english books!*refresh a lil yeah?haha anywayyy.HUGE happenings :1.) lost my memory in france2.) birthday3.) arrival of bratar!and alot more. hahaANYWAY LETS JUST MAKE IT SHORT. cause im pissed just thinking about this. _!_ (opss ;x)DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF! I HATE SPAIN!we got 'robbed' !! :Omoney aint an issue seroiusly!PUUUUTAAAINN!! return my memoryy pleasee :(stupid robbers!I CURSE YOUSS! ppfft. i hope you fail robbing some day and get caught! GET UR ASSS BURNT IN JAIL!RAWRRR hohohoi wanna swear! AHAHAHAH but I R GOOD GAL!GUUD GAL DUNCH SWARE. WRRIGHHT ?AHAHAHHHAHA omg im high for no reason.bloggin somehow makes me happy. nono. reading blogs make me happier ;DANYWAY laissee tombe spain!to hell with you ! (not all spanish ppl but just tht stupid pair!)secondly! itss month of may and june!birthdays birthdays and MORE birthdays!HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENIE CHENIE! i will be back ;PBON ANNIVERSAIRE MONSIEUR EMRE ALCICEK!enfin! 17 ans! haha生日快乐ANTHONY APPA!heavy 46!AHAHAHAHAHim sure i missed out alot more birthdays butttt hahahaha happy birthday anyway mayjune babies!
OOWAH!its june!OMG! its coming to ONE full year since my arrival in france!!WAAAAAHHTAAAHH! time flies!and its sad!its sad and its not sad!LOOL omg i dunno what im talkin about. its sad cause i dont wanna miss my life here! and its not sad cause i just wanna go back to singapore to SETTLE my unsolved business :Dhopefully i can :/yaaaaaarr :(
and,my class is ending soon.spending last moments tgt while we still can. sad sad sad. dun wanna talk about it. haahhahahanywayy! bro is finally here!no big hoohaa about it cause i think he just aint excited.worse of all , HE DIDNT BRING THE STUFFS THT I NEED FROM SINGAPORE!
#$$%$#^%#^what a pity!i've lost my excitement tooooo thanks to him.
oh im in france already? oh okay. ha.ha.ha.
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
ca t'interesse pas !?bro bro bro.. you are without feeelings.danggit!but its okay. AUGUST will arrive. and i know that it'll be diffferent! WEEE :D
YAWWNN!*tomorrow is some test on driving. woo. theory. i hope i pass :x
im so lazy to go study.
i shall just go to sleeep.
hohoho merry christmas.
-friends lovers or nothing?
what a song!
TA~
LaLaLa & it ends here~ 2:47 PM